Saturday, August 18, 2007

Dungeon Mistress

I don't know how evil overlords do it, but trying to plot out revenge is serious business.
It takes good technical skills and attention to details.Intense knowledge of your antagonist and of course back-up plans.Its' no wonder so many evilous deeds fall through.
Now I am not exactly saying that I demand payback or that schadenfreude is the best way either.But what's left to do when a simple apology is too hard to acquire.
I suddenly yearn for the days of filthy rat- infested dungeons, stink with the smell of sour urine and darkness thicker than a winter fur.I would chain said individual and taunt him with the pitiful last days of his beheading.In my victorian dress no doubt, I would enter clad in corset without my bloomies to give him a smell of his last rites....
....And when did this become a bloody Mills n Boon novel. Selfish,inconsiderate twats must be beheaded! Except when these motives stem from yours truly.

Back to the anger and disgust.If I ever get to sleep at some decent hour, I hope this dream will come true, or just content myself with imagining a bunch of surly men,shitting in his face.But being the type of creep he is, he may have some fetish (which I have been accused of having lately) and enjoy the smell and taste of feces.
Gross,but a long-running and untrue joke- the feces fetish i.e.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Give me a sign...

It has been two consecutive days that I have been randomly approached with subject matter pertaining to god.

"Hi, Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure",slopping on a mango
"Have you heard of mother earth and the year 2012?"
"Yes, I think so"
"Do you believe in god?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"I don't see a reason to. I believe most humans would like something to believe in in order to comprehend the world around them. It is comforting to them."
"So you think that all this came here by accident?"
"No one has the answers, I don't need to go believing in something just to justify how things got here."
"Do you notice how most religions tend to have god as a male. But look at any family household, you need both what...a father and a ?"
"Mother?" still sucking on a mango
"Yes,It has been shown all the predictions of what has been happening recently- the war,global warming has all been proven to come true. Can I open a passage for you in the Bible?"
"No"

Man walks away with his smiling accomplice, frothy spit in his mouth corners.

"Hi, Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure!"
"Are you a member of this university?"
"Yes"
"Do you go to their Bible study classes? If not would you be interested in going?"
"No"
"Why not? Do you not believe in god?"
"No"
"Have you ever tried Christianity before?"
"Yes and I gave it up"
"When? why? Not interested in rejoining. It is very fun and interactive!"
"No,goodbye."

Redhead girl walks away with her smiling asian accomplice. Knapsack on back

Now by this point, I am refraining from the great outdoors in order to deny Jesus a third consecutive day before the cock crows. Not sure if this is some kind of augury but in light of all my anguish I would be highly amused if it were so. I proceeded to give god some kind of test asking him if he/she were real to show him/herself now- the classic give me a sign that you are there phenomenon. But of course nothing happened, because that's apparently not how it works. Worked for Noah or one of them,no?

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Trying to erase the blemishes

He calls her to go out.They go grab a 'a bite to eat' as they say. Do you remember?
He knows how to find her place when he wants to 'taste her'.Do you remember?
Brief conversations
Brief
Briefer yet, and stillness
But now no time to speak nor listen. Hasn't it gone too far? Nowhere to be found.This is nonsense. It makes no sense. A mistake. Trying not to remember.
She can still remember.

She can't see what's to be so preoccupied with. Words they embarass.