Thursday, August 16, 2007

Give me a sign...

It has been two consecutive days that I have been randomly approached with subject matter pertaining to god.

"Hi, Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure",slopping on a mango
"Have you heard of mother earth and the year 2012?"
"Yes, I think so"
"Do you believe in god?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"I don't see a reason to. I believe most humans would like something to believe in in order to comprehend the world around them. It is comforting to them."
"So you think that all this came here by accident?"
"No one has the answers, I don't need to go believing in something just to justify how things got here."
"Do you notice how most religions tend to have god as a male. But look at any family household, you need both what...a father and a ?"
"Mother?" still sucking on a mango
"Yes,It has been shown all the predictions of what has been happening recently- the war,global warming has all been proven to come true. Can I open a passage for you in the Bible?"
"No"

Man walks away with his smiling accomplice, frothy spit in his mouth corners.

"Hi, Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure!"
"Are you a member of this university?"
"Yes"
"Do you go to their Bible study classes? If not would you be interested in going?"
"No"
"Why not? Do you not believe in god?"
"No"
"Have you ever tried Christianity before?"
"Yes and I gave it up"
"When? why? Not interested in rejoining. It is very fun and interactive!"
"No,goodbye."

Redhead girl walks away with her smiling asian accomplice. Knapsack on back

Now by this point, I am refraining from the great outdoors in order to deny Jesus a third consecutive day before the cock crows. Not sure if this is some kind of augury but in light of all my anguish I would be highly amused if it were so. I proceeded to give god some kind of test asking him if he/she were real to show him/herself now- the classic give me a sign that you are there phenomenon. But of course nothing happened, because that's apparently not how it works. Worked for Noah or one of them,no?

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