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Open letter

Dear God,

Why did you make me into an idiot? Why did you allow me to open my heart and not close the door on someone who obviously is a lunatic and takes me for granted? I would really appreciate it if this is some sick-o joke of yours, to tone it down and allow a sensible person to cross my path because this is seriously getting out of hand. How so? Recall the email that I sent to said creature that went something like this:

"
It was good to see you and spend time this weekend.
Good luck tomorrow."

To which the response was:

"so there is such a thing as a wildebeest, they're animals we were taught to call Gnus.... go figure..."

Come again? Now God, if you think that was fair and appropriate you must be a fucking nut also. Sorry to curse at you, but either you or him had it coming. I mean, was he replying to a totally different email or are my feelings once again being swept under the dumpster? Cut me some slack omnipotent one, give me some answers. Maybe you are on his side,and there is some loyalty to the boy's club, but for future reference either bestow upon me some wicked sense of humor or let's be a little less harsh next time, or maybe a heart of stone for me could work, or how about just turning me into a pillar of salt like you used to in the ol' days. Maybe he might dash me on his french fries and eat me!

Thanks God, would appreciate it.

-That one child that you forgot to be nice to.