There is nothing more I hate than coming home to an empty bed.Ok, maybe eggs or sardines are right up there but in generic non-douchey terms- this sux ass. Another fruitless night at the club(which I hate also), more tele numbers thrown around for silly men who tell me make sure I can "bruk buddy good".First of all, you are so raunchy for asking me such a question. Secondly, I wish I could. I have lost my sex appeal, lost my touch.I am officially a man. I may have to start looking for girls...I think not.

Why don't I know voodoo or doodoo or something.I hate being a godddamn girl with silly emotions for no reason. Sigh. I really like Asian #2 and it is ruining my life. As if I have not been through this scenario a DOZEN times. I know how to handle this. I know what the end result of this will be, it will not change. FUCK.
But maybe,just maybe this time it will be different.Maybe he will see my wonderful personality and charm and fall madly in love with me. MAYBE. I hope I am conveying the drama clearly with my use of the CapsLock. Everyone thinks I am looney for liking him, because he is rude- he wishes he were- or silly and immature..but what they do not see is his intellect, spontaneity and wit. Oh he is so clever it just tickles my ribs. I long to see his eye squint when he smiles, and hear his cotton-ball speech. Idiot. But I love him....yawn, the things I tell myself.