Where is the warning label?

Just so you know, alcohol, FSH and LH do not mix well! Side effects like crying, emotional vomiting,persistent blabbling may ensue. You may also be tempted to undress for the male species. Symptoms worsen in the absence of sunlight. Refrain from thinking too much, touching soft items such as skin, velvet and hair.

If symptoms persist, drink lots of water, blare a flashlight in your eyes, and inject yourself immediately with testosterone- available at some fine store somewhere.

In case of emergency, pray to the gods for a sex change, or curse them rather.